Last night my roommate invited over her ex-boyfriend. (She would argue otherwise, but for my purposes, he was) Before he came over she wanted to extremely drunk, which she was, as she constantly told us how she wanted to kiss his face.
In the room we share, I went to bed around 1:30 and they were talking. Earlier my roommate assured me they would be sleeping in the same bed, but that nothing would happen. Well, for some reason, about four hours later I woke up just in time to hear her ask him to kiss her. Both were drunk and apparently decided to move past rekindling their friendship and decided to head straight to trying the relationship again.
It would been sweet, if I wasn’t laying in my bed hearing the kiss become a make-out fest. As I tried to will myself asleep, which never works, I wondered if I could write a movie with a scene just like this one. The only thing that would make it funnier and more awkward was if my character had to use the bathroom. That’s when I realized, oh yeah, I have to use the bathroom.
So once the heavy breathing subsides and I ‘wake up’ as noisily as possible, which luckily they pick up on as clue to shut up and pretend they’re asleep. Yup, that was my Sunday morning wake up call.