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My friend's commentary on How to Train Your Dragon 2

Friend:
Dragon Racing, cute
Friend:
I'm with Hiccup; this really is amazing
Friend:
Toothless is 50% done with Hiccup's shit
Friend:
Hiccup and Astrid awwwww
Friend:
You know nothing John Snuuuuuuuuuwww
Friend:
Bloodyfist-- hahahaha
Friend:
Hiccup, no
Friend:
Hey, isn't this a kids movie?
Friend:
Should be illegal for attractive dudes to lie on the back of dragons
Friend:
Hiccup, yo mama is so dead-- wait--
Friend:
Astrid, no
Friend:
Drago, I now name you Creepo
Friend:
Toothless is now 100% done with Hiccup's shit
Friend:
You might know something John Snuuuuuuuuuwww
Friend:
Yay, family reunion
Friend:
How is this a kids movie?
Friend:
Drago? More like DraaaAAAAHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH go.
Friend:
Toothless. no
Friend:
WHAT? WHAAAT? How the hell is this a kids movie?
Friend:
He is NOT setting fire on that boat-- HE IS NOT--
Friend:
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A KIDS MOVIE?
Friend:
Yeah, Toothless, you're his best friend
Friend:
I'm not cryin', you're cryin'
Friend:
Blue lights whaaaaat?
Friend:
These two dorks are now WHAAAAT?
Friend:
Good, now where the hell is the third one?

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lacigreen:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth

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Why do guys honk their horns at girls?

Seriously, my roommates and I were crossing the street and a guy in his car honked at us and ogled us as we walked by. It was gross and just weird.

I know symbolically that it’s a man’s way of attempting to control women and treat them like objects, like men believe we only exist to look attractive to them.

But what do guys expect, we’re going to walk over them and start flirting? Really, it just makes them look like an ass who does not know how to treat women like human beings. 

Filed under Honking at women Sexism Why?

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reactiveprocess:

Fucked…. 

I hope that this image travels the world …“While newspapers and television talk about the lives of celebrities, the chief of the Kayapo tribe received the worst news of his life: Dilma, “The new president of Brazil, has given approval to build a huge hydroelectric plant (the third largest in the world). It is the death sentence for all the people near the river because the dam will flood 400,000 hectares of forest. More than 40,000 Indians will have to find another place to live. The natural habitat destruction, deforestation and the disappearance of many species is a fact.”What moves me in my very bowels , making me ashamed of being part of Western culture, is the reaction of the chief of the Kayapo community when he learned of the decision—his gesture of dignity and helplessness before the advance of capitalist progress, modern predatory civilization that does not respect the differences …But we know that a picture is worth a thousand words, showing the reality of the true price of our bourgeois “quality of life”.

reactiveprocess:

Fucked…. 

I hope that this image travels the world …

“While newspapers and television talk about the lives of celebrities, the chief of the Kayapo tribe received the worst news of his life: Dilma, “The new president of Brazil, has given approval to build a huge hydroelectric plant (the third largest in the world). It is the death sentence for all the people near the river because the dam will flood 400,000 hectares of forest. More than 40,000 Indians will have to find another place to live. The natural habitat destruction, deforestation and the disappearance of many species is a fact.”
What moves me in my very bowels , making me ashamed of being part of Western culture, is the reaction of the chief of the Kayapo community when he learned of the decision—his gesture of dignity and helplessness before the advance of capitalist progress, modern predatory civilization that does not respect the differences …

But we know that a picture is worth a thousand words, showing the reality of the true price of our bourgeois “quality of life”.

(via asbehsam)